I still know what you did last summer. (And I can't really care to know actually. I'm only knowing this work, under duress.)

 I still know what you've done last summer (and i'd rather not know, as in ever.) 

Fall 2025

Film of 1998

4 septembre 2025

This had to be the dumbest american sequel that i have perhaps seen in a long time and I've heard more insane claptrap coming from Donald Trump, or at the very least reading “Ulysses” from James Joyce (nota bene: this f*cking book will scar your mental health, let this be a warning). 

Going into this movie, you'll be experiencing a frontal lobotomy, a Rosemary Kennedy-kind of lobotomy, a very botched sort of lobotomy. You’ll still feel fine, but your head will need less oxygen to breathe and for your vital organs to function properly. After this flick from 1998, (or whatever year this damn movie was made in) , you’ll enjoy every Donald J. Trump speech in existence, starting from the stupidest and idiotic of speeches to his most caligulean of speeches. You won’t have any possible discernement, but you may have an abject hate to every thing American. And you may hate Americans from then on, for giving you over the years, a cinéma de m****. If you are a straight man, you’re going to like Jennifer Love Hewitt. As a gay man or LGBTQ man, you may not give a rat’s behind about her, you may never emphatize with her the actress or her character during this whole entire movie. You are just yearning for every character's death, because they're so damn annoying. In addition, you're also yearning for the frontal cortex lobotomy of 77 million Americans who voted stupidly and callously for Trump, because how dimwitted are you that you had the need to vote for this man, and his lapdog Vance ? If you have a frontal lobotomy, you won’t be a nuisance to anyone, because if you have voted Trump, for any reason whatsoever, it makes you an imbecile or a pest. Zero respect for you and your choice is unfathomable. And it is hardly a mistake, considering the four years of his court appearances and his endless campaigning. The 77 million Americans that voted for Trump are by themselves felons, criminals, possibly deviants and psychological perverts. They live in that country and manifest their pathologies, and they live also to deserve the fate of detainees at the CECOT jail in El Salvador. 

You know, the Romans didn't vote for Caligula, they just had Caligula imposed upon them because of ligneage and succession to the throne, but not the Americans, no, they're stupid enough to vote for Caligula. And much like ressembling in Caligula's fate, his own U.S. Secret Service isn't really "motivated" to protect him. A sad state of affairs. If you look closely at the History of Antiquity, Caligula was assassinated by his guards, his close guards, perhaps because of a centurion that didn't really love Caius Caligula, changed the rotation of the band of guards. On band of guardians, was indiferrent towards Caligula and just did their job as soldiers, while the other band just despised him. 

But at least, in their moral ambiguity, the Americans can do a great body of work in Z-movies. 

Yeah, I also think that watching the performances of Jennifer Hewitt, (a former Disney Channel Kids Incorporated child actor and singer from the Michael Eisner Walt Disney Company years) and Freddie Prinze Jr, you may develop significant brain hemorrage. So you can simply watch this flick if you're not hemophilic. Some may say I'm jealous, but how can I be jealous of a culture that simply steals from other cultures, just like for France, U.K. and Germany, and the Soviet Union ?

When you're sh**, and you work in moving images, you have to copy the other great powers and cultures. 

Basically, this movie slasher is less than memorable avoid it at every cost possible. 

Jack Black is complete crap in this and he knows it. Kevin Williamson needs to stop writing films, because he is doing hack-eyed Mickey Spillane. Williamson writes for garbage and he is fundamentally garbage, speaking of his whole talent. Not a bad person, just a shyte author. You're waisting your time and our time also, dude. Kevin Williamson, you should consider writing Trump speeches, you do have a Caligulean appeal, try to bring out your inner depraved Gore Vidal, and the rest will follow. 

Thank you on your attention on this matter. 

I give 1/10.