Small Soldiers(1998)/Dir:Joe Dante, Written by Gavin Scott, Adam Rifkin, T.Elliot and T.Rossio - My first bad Joe Dante film
Finally ! I’ve finished the plaster scrapping of my hallway and I must say, that I’m drenching with sweat from every possible tiny detail that came from that small little renovation job. Of course, it was insufferably boring, and not even Madam Stevie Nicks could help with the tedious boredom while she was singing her heart and lungs out through the ear muffs of my IPod (Well, okay, she did help somewhat, Let’s just say that I Can’t Wait , is a song that help me be more patient.) Until then, I’ve completely finsished the scrapping part, now comes the sanding of the entire hallway which is also boring, tedious and excruciating that is if you’re an intellectual like me. If you’re a man in construction, you’d be doing this unflinchingly, and you wouldn’t bitch, whine and complain like I do. Aftewards on that small chore, I sat down and watched Small Soldiers, which is my first terrible Joe Dante film, even if it means that it was more or less well-directed. And you still know that it’s...